I've finally got Leopard and installed it - although the scene at Regent Street was a little, er, intense. London Underground shut Oxford Circus because the platforms were 'overcrowded' - no comment on whether they were overcrowded with nerds getting off the trains, or folks trying to get away from Regent St!

A while back I mentioned that I was writing for Download Squad. Well, I'm very excited to announce that I'm now also going to be found writing for The Unofficial Apple Weblog (sister site of Download Squad). You can find my own posts on this page and adding /rss.xml to that URL will give you a handy RSS feed of my posts over there.
No more are we limited to LOLcatz, LOLruses or any other kind of LOL-animal (although the image above is clearly showing *some animal*). David Chartier and I decided the tubes needed a somewhat humorous look at the impending iThingy, and so LOLiPhone.com was born! We're accepting submissions too, so if you've got a OMG FTW AWSUM!1!! capped image to share, please head over to the site and let us know!
You can digg LOLiPhone.com here
OK, so Apple's driving a hard deal. If they have a killer handset that delivers, unlike my crappy Nokia 6280 which fails even the basics, then they have every right to drive a hard deal. They'd be mad not to - remember, Apple knows what it'll take to make a successful product (unlike the networks, whose software is notorious for causing issues on phones) and they don't want to compromise that - there's too much at stake here. The networks love the idea of branding, simply for the sake of throwing a logo in your face, whereas Apple seems to care about creating a product that creates cachet purely through use and sublime coolness, not poorly implemented phone-based software. The mobile market is, at the moment, somewhat like the PC market in the late 90s. Everyone was starting to catch the licensing bug: Windows Mobile, Symbian are all licenced. Like a PC manufacturer loads a PC with trial software and money-making links, the networks then load the phones up with software that promotes their own content and services never mind the end-user nightmare that it causes. The iPhone is the mobile-market's Mac, not just in presence, but in spirit too - as you'd expect from Apple perhaps. Anyway, onto the next fodder:An Analyst for investment banking firm Piper Jaffray warned Wednesday that Apple’s European iPhone launch "may be delayed". Analyst Gene Munster claimed the planned European wide roll-out later this year may face problems. "European wireless carriers are citing strict terms of the partnership with Apple," Munster said. (Link)
"Several were adamant that they will never offer the iPhone." My oh my, that sounds awfully like the protestations about DRM-free music. And now that's not doing all that badly at the moment, is it? If ever there were such a fine example of analysts talking out of their rear-ends, this is it. For the record, I'd still buy an iPhone 'unlocked' or retail only (so long as it delivers on its promise), but sans Visual Voicemail, and any kind of network partnership, the end-user experience is hardly going to be what Apple desires it to be.[A] report, issued Monday, notes that wireless provider Orange should be a shoo-in for the iPhone contract in Europe as it's the only operator with significant EDGE coverage in the region. "But early indications are that Apple may be forced to go retail-only in Europe," wrote analyst Avi Greengart. Several European operators reportedly advised Greengart that they had spoken to Apple and found the company “unbelievably arrogant,” making demands that “simply cannot be justified, no matter how hot the product is.” "Several were adamant that they will never offer the iPhone," Greengart wrote. Therefore, he suggested in his report that "early indications are that Apple may be forced to go retail-only in Europe." (Link)
Gotta love consistency."200 million subscriber base (compared to 61 million for AT&T, its USA partner), broad country coverage, and investment in advanced technologies make it a strong fit for Apple." (Link)
There's so very little to say about this - the facts speak for themselves about a product we still know fairly little about (although the day of dissection is coming upon us). Apple's done a fantastic job of educating us in their ways. What network wouldn't want a huge queue outside their store on launch day, or publicised shortages like the Wii's having (still)? AT&T is seemingly preparing for total pandemonium over one handset, and yet the European networks are not interested? Jesus. Despite being a music student, I'm clearly not the one in need of a Supply and Demand bootcamp.Research from mobile market analyst M:Metrics shows 56 per cent of UK mobile phone users are aware of the device, and a large proportion of them (30 per cent) also have a strong interest in buying one....Brits are more inclined to buy an expensive mobile as smart phones are twice as popular in the UK than in the US. (Link)
The W950 may be a very competent handset. But to compare like-for-like, especially on an un-released product is somewhat unfair on the Sony. It lacks the Apple UI, UX and iTunes integration. It likely is more hasslesome to sync, and the fact that it's from Sony almost guarantees that some jackasses from their digital music efforts thought it'd be a mighty fine idea to include some kinda of terrible Windows app that Sony really shouldn't make, not to mention that it's probably had the network's finest* technicians add their own buggy software to try and create supposed extra value. But above all you have to remember this: having roughly the same feature set as an iPhone doesn't make it an iPhone, or an iPhone competitor.Sony Ericsson’s W950, he noted, has offered European consumers a touchscreen smartphone with 4GB flash memory and music and Web capabilities – plus UMTS – for nearly two years. (Link)

Tomorrow's the day folks. Seriously. I can't recall a year where I've been so excited about what a Stevenote holds in store for us (and I know nothing of what's instore, by the way!). So what can we do to celebrate? Well, short of getting on a plane, TUAW's got a few tips. But that's not going to quench our thirst for news - well, at least not mine. So I've prepared a few things for us non-San Francisco-bound folks to behold. Firstly, an iChat room. The name of it is: wishiwasthere. How to get there? Simple. Hit Apple + Shift + G and enter wishiwasthere in the box under 'AOL Instant Messanger'.
You'll also want to play Bingo, and check the time zones below for when you need to be awake / opening tabs discreetly / otherwise with us:
7:00AM - Hawaii
10:00AM - Pacific
11:00AM - Mountain
12:00PM - Central
1:00PM - Eastern
5:00PM - GMT
6:00PM - London
7:00PM - Paris
2:00AM - Tokyo (June 12th)
Now, finally, where on earth would you want to find yourself come coverage? Well. There's tonnes of sites out there offering coverage. So I've condensed 10 into a single Applescript launcher, and added a top icon from Florian over at CocoaGrove (merci beaucoup!) so all you need to do is put this baby in your dock and it'll open the 10 sites in your default browser. Please read this before running it!
Grab it by clicking the image above, and please, go see the rest of the (free!) icons at Cocoa Grove. One final link before I try and get off the WWDC Kool-aid - ReloadEvery. It's a server manager's nightmare (so please use responsibly) but it might be worth setting to refresh every say 30 seconds, in case you really want to be up to date. It requires Firefox / Bon Echo 2.0+. See you in the chat room from T-minus 60 minutes folks!
Update #1: A new prompt has been added to remind folks about the Safari tabs issue. If you want this new version, it's live on the servers now:

Update #2: We're also going to be live in irc.krono.net #wwdc (thanks Alec!)
With the summer coming around, and an exciting WWDC just over a month away, I thought it was time to share this video. Almost 10 years ago Apple was in a different position, the RDF was coming into operation, and Bill Gates even made an appearance at MacWorld. A fascinating video with the hindsight of the last 10 years, especially given the recent palarva at PCWorld magazine - Colin Crawford (who clashed with PCWorld editor Harry McCracken over recent articles) opens the video with a painful speech at the start of MacWorld 1997. Other gems include the fact that crowd back then hates Internet Explorer (something that's not changed ;-) ) and Steve Jobs says "the era of setting this up as a competition between Apple and Microsoft is over as far as I'm concerned". He's changed his tune......
The ads are adapted from a near-identical American campaign - the only difference is the use of Mitchell and Webb. They are a logical choice in one sense (everyone likes them), but a curious choice in another, since they are best known for the television series Peep Show - probably the best sitcom of the past five years - in which Mitchell plays a repressed, neurotic underdog, and Webb plays a selfish, self-regarding poseur. So when you see the ads, you think, "PCs are a bit rubbish yet ultimately lovable, whereas Macs are just smug, preening tossers." In other words, it is a devastatingly accurate campaign.
Nice guy, Charlie Brooker. Macs are smug preening tossers? OK, so the article is pure flamebait, but it does just cause more ruckus over the ads, making more people exposed to them. But seriously, 'Fisher Price activity centres for adults'? C'mon. The rant about 1 button mice is now hideously out of date - desktop Macs (except the Mac Mini) ship with a two button Mighty Mouse. He then berates the Mac for not being suitable for 'fun stuff'. Sorry, but to me photos, music and video are fun stuff. Games, well I simply don't have the urge to play those (and if I did, I'd get a Wii or Xbox 360 that's designed for the job, just as my Mac is designed to run Aperture, iPhoto et al, not a jack of all trades, master of none system). OK, so Macs aren't suited for everything (or, clearly, everyone), but I've found that my Mac was pretty well suited to everything I did, and after a while was perfectly suited to everything I did as I took advantage of what the Mac offered.I hate Macs. I have always hated Macs. I hate people who use Macs. I even hate people who don't use Macs but sometimes wish they did. Macs are glorified Fisher-Price activity centres for adults; computers for scaredy cats too nervous to learn how proper computers work; computers for people who earnestly believe in feng shui.
Too bad.This week: Charlie ...... listened to the Windows startup jingle every 10 minutes as his PC repeatedly rebooted itself.
This evening saw the release of Adium 1.0 - a massive release, as you can tell from the release notes above! For those of you unaware of Adium (where ya been? Living in a cave?) - it's an open source, multi-service IM client. And it rocks. Get it for Mac OS X here!
In 5 years watching Apple events, I've never be so unsure of what's coming. As MacWorld quotes Shawn Wu, Apple seems to have really stopped the leaks this year, all adding to the mounting speculation....The annual Apple-fest is something of a cult among Apple fans. Steve Jobs can be guaranteed to provide plenty of surprises and entertainiment and his band of loyal supporters are likely to cheer even the most mundane announcements. "Apple is incredibly good at keeping things under wraps. Steve Jobs will definitely make it a good show and there will always be that one last thing that no-one expects at the end,"
It's all on the Apple systems with a long case number etc., but has anyone else received this error? Surely I'm not alone in this? As far as I can tell, it seems to be related to not syncing the iPod for a while. Last time, the Nano 'forgot' it was linked to my iBook and the iTunes library on it - despite showing all the playlists I'd synced with it. Hmm. Either way, I guess this means another trip to the store before MacWorld (something I didn't want to really do as I'll be spending hours drooling and buying after the keynote). However just when you think that's necessary, it 'works' again. Several resets and iTunes re-installs later, it decides just to work. Thankfully I video-d myself plugging in the Nano, and the error appearing so even if it's not going to break in front of the geniuses, I can time-shift and show them that it is, seemingly, broken. Last time I visited the store, the iPod started working miraculously at the Genius Bar (thanks for the patience with that, David!). Seems the threat of a trip to Cupertino was enough to scare it into working. The really annoying fact was that I didn't even shut the computer off. It just slept, and yet the error message disappeared. Bloody weird.
Before this post ends on what some may consider a sour note, I'm not actually that angry about this. Any anger I have is directed at the iBook and iPod, not the service I received at the Genius Bar. The staff at the Arndale store are always welcoming, polite and helpful when I've been in there to browse, get my own (or someone else's) iPod fixed or buy. If the Genius cannot see the flaw being demonstrated, then they're under no obligation to fix something that, as far as they can tell, ain't broke. That, in my book, is fair play. Thankfully the iPod isn't completely dead, otherwise the trip north would be horrifically quiet.
To the Arndale Store Staff: Expect a visit from Uncle Nik just as soon as I can get back to Manchester - although with me being sat in Hampshire now (and until 3rd January) I guess this blog post gives you a bit of a head start to research and offload the problem ;-)

(L) iPod Shuffle in New Packaging (R) The Rear of the Player
First Impressions:
It's tiny. Absolutely tiny. It absolutely epitomisises Apple's brilliant industrial design - for example whilst the actual iPod goes into the (included! woo!) dock upside down, Apple have put the status LED on both the bottom and top of the player so you can see the status whichever way the player is inverted:

(L) Top of Shuffle (Status LED on Left) (R) Bottom of Shuffle (Status LED on Right)
And the FCC certificates and Serial number are conveniently hidden behind the clip. It really is light - so light you could forget you're wearing it - for what it's worth, I've laid down a bet it will be a week before it in advertantly goes though the washing machine! The clip, whilst not being the strongest will likely hold the shuffle in most situations (it's so light a heavy clip is hardly needed!) but running, I'm not sure whether I'd trust it entirely.... we'll see about that.
As people may be aware, I like the idea of docks for iPods - it keeps it safe and also ensures you know where the iPod is! Thanks to the abnormal method of charging and sync-ing the new shuffle (through a channel on the headphone jack!) Apple has bundled a dock. Whilst people don't like the lost ability to use it as a USB pen drive as a result of this re-design, I'm not fussed as the old shuffle was too wide for a single USB port on my iBook anyway.
The Wow Factor
In the brief time between returning from the Apple store and going to a concert at the college (Dvorak Carnival Overture, Strauss Oboe Concerto, Mahler's Kindertotenlieder & Janacek Sinfonietta) I showed the new Shuffle to about a dozen people. After the initial "What is that?!" people were just amazed by it. In fact, of the dozen or so people who I showed it to, at least half of them wanted one for Christmas (and one of my flat mates has asked me to see if she can transfer her music into iTunes 'just in case she decides to get one' from SonicStage) and people were describing the Shuffle's size as "just ridiculous".
It seems fair to say that Apple has scored yet another home-run with the Shuffle. At £55 it's going to be a very tempting Christmas present for children, adults and students alike. I just hope Apple has enough inventory to see them through the holiday season!
Update: One thing that escaped my memory was the new 'Hold' feature that is rather clever. Basically, if you want to put the player on hold whilst music is playing, you hold the play / pause button for 3 seconds and it then locks the buttons. Neat. Another press for 3 seconds unlocks the buttons. The power button on the bottom is a really welcome addition (is this the first iPod to had a dedicated power button?!).

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In other news, my pouch for the Nike + iPod tab arrived from the USA! Now I've got it attached to my (cheap!) trainers, I can track my running (or as Apple likes to say 'Tune Your Run').
Point and laugh here.
Update: iColours.Ca has featured my iBook in their Gallery!

...Apple would have made me a poor man (yet again). Behold the bloody massive 24" iMac that Apple just launched without a special event today. It looks just stunning. Hopefully the Regents' Street Store will have one when I'm up in London this weekend. Flickr watch out - I'll be throwing those photos your way!

Who is it from? Post a guess in the comments on Seb's blog. It really sums up the Mac, and it's quite a powerful quote."Appreciating Mac is not about admiring a machine. Making best use of a Mac is not glorifying or vilifying a personal computer. A Mac is not a machine. Mac is the passion inside of you that is waiting to come out - the personal computer is your tool of change. Without Mac, you are just any ordinary person, doing ordinary thing. With Mac, you are special. You can let your passion to take, you, drive you foward to change the world"